every time Pearl says “Steven” up through Cat Fingers
she says it 47 times
I can’t deal with this
A quick sketch for a friend.
The sad thing is that Hawkeye doesn’t have anywhere else to stay.
And yet the guy in blue stripes is ready to fight with no fear in his eyes
"Conceal don’t feel"
I love how everyone’s immediate reaction is to grab the nearest person or hide behind them
You really don’t understand just how bad cat calling is if you haven’t been subjected to it.
I just want to share this everywhere.
wtf kind of turtle is that
its a tortoiseshell cat
lemme just just make something clear,
if you work at a till, you DO NOT make ANY kind of comment on someone’s purchases
NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED.
WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED
A comic about my parents. The entirety of their relationship is mutual hatred of the human race.
ahhh you’re mom is so great thooo
I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden
tiny little turn ons:
- people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk
- catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made
- people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go
- somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking